Saturday, May 23, 2009

JUST READ IT....


(likhney ke baad realise kiya..this has no sense...but i guess next time onwards..i will actually write about something .. but hey this is my first..so cmon... padho bacho..)

Hmm… ok…12:46 am… shame on me…sitting in front of the pc… writing this… my bhai will kill me… yaar patiala janey sey pehley 3-4 ghantey daanta tha usney… NIKI PADHA KAR… TERA KUCH NHI HONA ITNI SEE PADHAI SEY

Toh abhi merey dimaag mey siwaaye uski daant key kuch aa toh raha nhi… toh socha issi baat par charcha kyun naa kee jai….

NIKI TERA KUCH NHI HONEY WAALA

Hmm… ok…so niki is this dhakkan… who does everything except what actually needs to be done… but hey I do study… bas… I dunno…apna toh meter hey..issey jayyada gaadi chalti hee nhi… hmm…

Aaj newspaper padha… 92% PERCENT RISE IN 90%ters… hhmm… sabse pehle..ALL HAIL THE GREAT ONES…. But mera toh soch key hee band baj jaata hey… yaar… naa mera padhai mey dimaag hey…naa kahi aur…bas mujhe sey toh baatey karwa lo.. hey na…

But then.. I know I won’t crack iit … but then I do think I can bake some yumm chocolate cake…better than some super-intelligent southi… I mean.. ok..no racism…love you southies..but heeh aa…no one can beat my choco cake…
But then..kya cake banao…jeevan bhar… yaar… darr lagta hey… fail hui toh suicide kar lena hey..(JOKING…JOKING…)
Yaar..can’t let parent’s down…. Upper sey agar pehley sey pata ho ki loser ho..toh banda kya karey… yeah..maybe I can sell pasta’s… om sweets par they sell those macaroni dums for 100 bucks…LOOTEREY…
Nahi toh …maybe I can kill little pesky kids on contracts… this world needs to be rescued from little monsters… :o….
Waise…how about being the brand ambasader of ‘useless mindless creature..’ darn..look at the trash am talking about… ok ok…kill me.. I guess I should stop typing..and start studying…or maybe sleep…lets see..omg omg… I see the sand man.. gotta go… I guess a huge chocolate cake is waiting for me in my dream…

By the way… what do you think you will be… or niki will be..or I dunno obama will be.. ok ok .. cut the cheese…I just want you to leave a comment…so write something…NOW

8 comments:

  1. oh great. this is a masterpiece

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  2. a person with normal IQ cant come up with this. THE Niki is my inspiration.

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  3. hhahaha..gud1..but seriously u can do many many things....cmon...u define talent!!!....

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  4. here v r ......wll i thnk v strd wid smethng relatd 2 studies ....rite ???i guess my page is not fully loaded ...coz ...PADHYE KE BAAT KAHAN H ...gosh ..>! sis u rock be ..!

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  5. oye.... wat happened to ambika???????!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrr

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  6. NIKS .........KUCH BHI LIKH DETI.... HAI.......but i m happy because u r a truly hearted grl.....

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  7. hahahaha... lag nahi raha aapko thodi der pehle daant padi thi :P...but watever it be... u rock di...

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  8. mayur bhaiya : ohh..yesh it ish a mashter walla piech .. master key repairing shop jaise.. lol

    cj : the niki misses you..!! kaha hey punjabi..!!

    udi.. : this one was my best.. :p.. thankx anyway.. :)

    bhai.. : you are irritating..!! ok.. u just are.. but fir bhee.. blood kee wajah sey..love u >:p

    aersh.. : ur mistaken..!! this is nikita..!!

    pankaj bhaiya.. : love you bhaiya.. :) thank you..

    aladdin.. : love yoooooooooou... sachi mey padee thee..aur mera expression bhee us baby jaisa thaa..!!

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