pointless... :P

Me versus the world

yeah yeah..do not worry I am not on some vs fetish.. it’s just that I really have wondered about this one for quite some time now..


It was our first day at Narayana, kalu sarai … our class had to shoot off at around 10 am… yeah or maybe 8..ok how does that even matter… :p
Now I was like ok… I can do this… I still remember.. I was like really excited… and aditi and I almost hopped till our class…
And bhai sahib..jab waahan jaker bethey toh we were stunned… aas paas all we could see were monsters double our size… the girls almost looked plastic and were like ok..sexy..!! but dude, looked double our age..or shall I say..we looked half of all of em…

I just clutched adi’s hand real hard…and tabhi there was this huge guy joh hamare peechey aakey betha… so I just turned and asked… “aap kaunsi class mey ho”…he was like… “just gave mah 10th”… I was like…”you sure…cuz you look double me”..lol..few giggles and I realized there is something horrible wrong with the place… (( no no..not the guys and girls..but the education thingy… got no word.. no single word in my bheja…))

So got shifted to Gurgaon branch… yes we had a lot of ex-bluebellians in here… but I dunno why were they acting strangely…maybe cuz we were of different divisions…or whatver… but I made some real cool friends there..and yes was understanding better… still things again didn’t work cuz I really couldn’t get their system… so yeah… wasting dad’s lakh… I took back my name…

Now…why the f did I narrate this incident… well.. to highlight my mini size… yes I am 5’2… but then that’s like the average height for girls in our nation… but still… whenever I come across people.. they always take me for a seventh standard chum… even kids in our school… I was scolding this little kid.. and said.. I’ll take your prefect badge… he was like… “aap mera kyu logey…aapkey paas class monitor ka hey toh”,…. I was like SHOCKED… lol…. I reacted in a even dhakkan way… snatching his badge and saying… ‘dude I am the head girl… h-e-a-d girl…go get you abc’s rectified”… lol…ok..fir sey out of line…(hey though that very day I realized, I have nobody to stand with me, all these ‘friends’ they are mere spectator…chalo better late than never…)

Still..back to the kiddo me… abhi recently we had gone to sree ram school aravli for a competion.. and there was this kid.. who was acting real coy..(brought to my notice by aditi jain… ahem ahem ) ..all the while he kept smiling an almost standing when I gave an answer… I was like ok ok..niki.. just another regular perv..do not worry… then the guy is asked a question..he stands up and says…”mey kaksha navum mey hu”… I was like BAZOOKED…..lol.. the very next question thrown upon me..had me actually almost shouting…”mey nikita Tanwar, barvi kaksha mey aatey aatey mey bas itna hee janna hey….”… lol.. aditi and my bhai actually find this incident funny… but then a ninth standard guy… euwwww……

And to add on… my sleeping with teddy bears… when this news leaked out… I had my friends..rolling on the floors… but dude… everybody needs a beary hug when they sleep… it’s just that some people hide their feelings..and some do not…

All these competions.. I am guided towards the junior wings… and when told no damn I am in 12th..they are like.. oohh kkk.. you look cute.. (though their eyes say something else)… moreover.. people say my voice is really mature and that of a lady in 30’s… so does this mean I am jinxed person… !!!



No.. I am all pointless in this blog… so I am shutting myself… just tell me… do you think I am a kid… ?? I mean yes I am a kid.. but lol.. do you think am a kid even in front of a kid my age….

Phew……!!!